Monday, October 29, 2012

Hindi ka nagkulang.

‎Isang araw sa isang resto..

girl : Isang chocolate sundae nga.

crew : Ma'am 25 pesos po



girl : *nagbigay ng 100 pesos*

crew : Ma'am meron po ba kayong 5 pesos?

girl : Para kang ex-bf ko, binigay ko na nga lahat ng meron ako. N
agkulang pa din ako?

crew : *na-gets* M
a'am hindi ko naman po sinabing nagkulang ka,minsan humihingi lang kami ng konting halaga para masuklian ka namin ng buo.


Sunday, October 28, 2012

Can you Solve your own Problem?

Boy: Miss, di ba nursing student ka?


Girl: Oo, bakit?


Boy: Can you heal the wound in my heart?


Girl: Di ba, engineering student ka? Ibigsabihin magaling ka 


sa math?


Boy: Oo, bakit?
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Girl: Can you solve your own problem?! XD

Broke.

Ғσяєνєя

Saturday, October 27, 2012

My Japs

Simplicity is Beauty :')

RESPECT!

Being respected is better than being beautiful, because only respect separates woman from being toy.


I'll Be There (LYRICS)


I’ll Be There   By MyJAPS

First time I laid my eyes on someone like you
I can't forget the hour, that moment with you
Then I have realized, love is growing deep inside
I feel the beating of my heart

Chorus:
Coz' every day, every night, I keep looking at the skies
And I'll pray that someday you will wake up in my arms
And love will never end
We belong together, always and forever
Call my name and I'll be there...
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/j/julie_anne_san_jose/ill_be_there.html ]
Spending my days and nights just thinking of you
How you make me wanna smile with the things that you do
When will I hear you say, love is coming on your way
And that you start to feel the same

Chorus:
Coz' every day, every night, I keep looking at the skies
And I'll pray that someday you will wake up in my arms
And love will never end
We belong together, always and forever
Call my name and I'll be there

K K Chorus 2:
Coz' every day, every night, I keep looking at the skies
And I'll pray that someday you will wake up in my arms
Coz' every day, every night, I keep looking at the skies
And I'll pray that someday you will wake up in my arms
And love will never end

We belong together, always and forever
Call my name and I'll be there

Baby You Are (LYRICS)


Julie Anne San Jose - Baby You Are Lyrics
You are my only, You are the one
You’re everything I wanted baby I should’ve told you that I love you
oh nothing, compares to you
Its always in my head cant get you off my mind you got me falling
Everytime you turn around and walk away
I just cant resist you and wishing I could say

Chorus:
You are my dream you are my hope
You are my love oh baby you are my heart
I want you to know and let it show that im in love
Every time I see you near
I wanna be close to you but how can it be
Coz I know its impossible to make it happen
But still you are

You know you had me, With your beautiful smile
Its always in my head cant get you off my mind you got me falling
Maybe someday, ill be with you
You say the words I love to hear because I need you here and ill do everything

Chorus:
You are my dream you are my hope
You are my love oh baby you are my heart
I want you to know and let it show that im in love
Every time I see you near
I wanna be close to you but how can it be
Coz I know its impossible to make it happen
But still you are

You are, you are, you are, you are, you are


Chorus:
You are my dream you are my hope
You are my love oh baby you are my heart
I want you to know and let it show that im in love
Every time I see you near
I wanna be close to you but how can it be
Coz I know its impossible to make it happen
But still you are
Baby You are